A well dressed mess

Hoo-ha we feel, hoo-ha real good
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Did you hear of the joke about a vacuum cleaner?

I am burned out with nasty sleep on the hard cemented floor and I haven't even slashed out anything from my bootiful long holiday list. Great ex, you and me as happy as can be. Maths, I keeeell you. My bed, my bed, I miss my bed. Brabra and I only had powder-baths so we could be sch-melly bom boms : ) And I'm covered in paint from the whitewash yesterday.

The rain and... the rain made house camp pretty draggyraggedy on the first. But 'remember the titans' was lovely. House bash on night two was fab with the house noms concert. 'Specially spacejump! Kenickie and Reema- oh my god I don't even know where to begin. Reema as Amy- rehab and Paula (!!!)- 'that was the most amazing breathing I've ever heard', and her ultra-awesome-amazing clap face down. Kenickie was Britney and he did the whole 'Why does everyone say I'm a bad mother? I feed my baby!' You absolutely gotta hear the way he churns those words out! It's helluva wack, haha. Phoenix (Eugene, Brabra, Jaz, Joshua) went into all things fancy performing gongfu, rock, 1stlady twitty, emopoo and fairytale gayness! And I mean Eugene wore a strawberry shortcake tablecloth dress (:D) courtesy of Rachell. Then we watched the exorcist while waiting for our turns to walk the night-walk. Not that I really watched it, or in that case anybody. But my most vivid memory is terrorizing. The part when Regan climbs down the stairs arched down on all fours with blood all over her face like a demented maniac. 'Nuff said. (Like I just had to open my eyes) And when I re-entered the room after my walk, the part where her face looked manifested and gnawed off in bits and places, flashes. Perfecto timing.

Thaipan for lunch today was filling2themax. Porkchop, buttsquid, tofu, detergentchick and our greens- all L sized :O Hi Mary, Hi Harry and the one, two, three dots was a nanabanana game everyone should play it cuz it's reaaaly funny! Reema, Kenickie and Thilanga da bomb manz, haha. The forfeit- yo mama jokes in front of the cheer team. Reema: 'Yo mama was so fake and plasticky, when she died they sent her to a plastic recycling centre.'

Happy belated birthdays Pahtreeesha, Tessa (10th) Cuppycakeycandywendi, Wenyi (11th) Reema-ramalama (12th) and Dee-I-See-K: Happy tomorrow sweet seventeeth! Flowers, hearts, stars, love and kisses pretty people.

By the way 'case you were wondering, it sucked.